(Source: lieutenantsmith)

xuunies:

YANGARANG

theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

  • Baby: M-m-m... M-m...
  • Mom: Mommy? Are you trying to say mom?
  • Baby: MAAAARK NUUUTTTT

obsessedwithspn:

let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis

prince-everhard:

why is it that everyone is pan/bisexual or pan/biromantic in all of my headcanons???

yuusaris said: Because there are so many kinds of attractiveness in all kinds of people people, it’s hard to boig them down to just one kind of attractive in people?

Fuck yeah! See this is why I’m pan.

suckitredteam said: those are good headcanons then friend uwu

Thank you v much. Everyone loves everyone: a novel by me.

YESSSSSSS. Shipping. Which I do. With everyone.

moosetashioedmonocle said: When you dream tonight Locus will come to you and seductively strip off his armor and then just when you begin to frick the frack you will look into his ridiculous googly eyes and he will belt out the lyrics to the googly song and then you will wake up screaming with a confused arousal.

jesus fucking christ. what a hell of an ask to wake up to.

I already have confused arousal about locus hello

trojan-rabbit:

One of the pieces I made for a fan art contest going on at Rooster Teeth. *phew* This one took a while.
(edit: Yeah, I couldn’t help but put the Director in that Gendo Ikari pose. 8D)

trojan-rabbit:

One of the pieces I made for a fan art contest going on at Rooster Teeth. *phew* This one took a while.

(edit: Yeah, I couldn’t help but put the Director in that Gendo Ikari pose. 8D)

churboose:

chexboose doodle for my buddy lorettafryingpan

churboose:

chexboose doodle for my buddy lorettafryingpan

chvmnthntr:

Agent Georgia used their jetpack too much and didn’t have enough fuel to return to the Mother of Invention. The freelancers all thought Georgia died floating through space, or worse they were still out there. A perfectly timed thrust from their jetpack with the remaining fumes kept them from dying as Agent Georgia landed on a planet that nobody really cared about. Of course, burning their way through the atmosphere did take a lot out of Georgia, but they were rescued by an army doctor who saw them fall. Grateful, and having a desire to leave behind their freelancer life, Georgia became the doctor’s assistant under an alias. She eventually became the doctor for a different unit, and she forgot about her old life. But Doctor Grey should have known that even Chorus wasn’t out of reach of the conflicts Project Freelancer created.

yasirael:



"I knew you would do this, Meta. I just can’t believe … can’t believe … 
I can’t believe it.”


what in the fuck is a light source?
anyway, screencap redraw meme because i’m total trash. have a bloodied, helmet-less wash because i have an insatiable blood kink.
From s8e19.
(seriously though, fuck drawing that armor + light sources)

yasirael:

"I knew you would do this, Meta. I just can’t believe … can’t believe …

I can’t believe it.”

what in the fuck is a light source?

anyway, screencap redraw meme because i’m total trash. have a bloodied, helmet-less wash because i have an insatiable blood kink.

From s8e19.

(seriously though, fuck drawing that armor + light sources)

cindermella:

this is painfully accurate.

moosetashioedmonocle:

prince-everhard:

prince-everhard:

I have to get up at like 6:00 am for work and it’s less than an hour til midnight

moosetashioedmonocle said: Fucking sleep you royal sillyhead

I’ll get there eventually. Like midnight or something. Hell, if I fall asleep hangin’ out with my friend later he’ll probably just keep playing video games.

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#mamanorthisbothworriedandangryaboutthis

I am the queen of bad life decisions. But I’ll go to bed for worried/angry mama north.

joelbyeman:

/wraps Caboose in bubble wrap/